Got 5 packages in the mail. Felt really popular until I realized that Amazon had just shipped my textbooks in separate boxes.
- Me: Would you do me the honor of brushing your teeth with me?
- Roommate: I don't know, this is a big step.
- Me: We've been living together for 7 months. I think we're there.
As heard on the elevator
- Bro 1: How do you spell "hakuna matata"?
- (Bro 2 tells him)
- Bro 1: That looks weird.
- Bro 2: That's cuz it's not English, dude.
- "Doing chemistry is like being drunk: you probably won’t remember most of it."— my roommate
VIDCON TICKETS ORDERED!!
And did I mention: !!!!!!!!
dacursednlucky asked:
"Nerdfighter, whovian, sherlockian, and fellow bruin here. Saying hi. Hahaha. :)"Why hello there! Just peeked at your blog - I like the way you fan, haha. Pleased to meet you! (But seriously, I am very psyched to find other nerdy/awesome people that go here :D)
I touched John Green’s crotch.
It felt mushy.
If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in.
*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.I remember you.
(via dacursednlucky)
